Did I Make Six Responses Or Only Five?

#Grimsby Hackney Responds

“Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?

Your publication was recommended to me, but I’ve looked at “The Founder’s” submission criteria and, sadly, I imagine, I would be rejected immediately at the draft stage, if not before.

That’s a shame I suppose but maybe I’ve dodged a bullet, in as much as I will not now have to lower my standards to get you to approve of me.

Cheers.”

“It’s good that you found someone after your first failed marriage.

Like you I went on online dating agencies when mine went (as we say round here) tits up. I would never have ever gone on those sites if I had known what would happen. I went all over this country to meet people, who sounded great on the phone, only to find otherwise when I got there. The “voluptuous” woman, in Milton Keynes, needed a fork truck to get her out of the house, for example.

I even travelled to the Yorkshire Dales to shag a reindeer once (If you know you know) ;-)

Anyway, it was when I decided to give it all up and stay single that I bumped into my second wife. Life hey?”

“As a taxi driver in the North of England, it always bothers me to hear stories like this, because it instils fear, and exaggerates the likelihood, of such things happening. However, statistically, the chances of such things happening here in England are vanishingly small. And before anyone says it, that doesn’t mean the same as never happens.

Don’t trust Uber, they are the Devil’s chauffeurs. Statistically, you’re less safe in an Uber. That alarm button won’t save you if you are attacked. Uber drivers, in England, are subjected to zero scrutiny, by the authorities, compared to Hackney license drivers like me. You can’t be a Hackney driver if you have a criminal record.

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